Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

  • Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Munna Bhai Jokes

  • Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidher ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe. Circuit: Dhobighat bole to? 
Munna: English mein usko WASHING TOWN " 
bolneka..Yaar
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Hum Tum Jokes

  • Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
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Funny Jokes

  • Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
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