Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

	!!! ... Family Problems ... !!!


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar 
drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, 
You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so
called homely girl from a village whom I have not even met 
once.
We call this arranged marriage. I do not want to marry a 
woman whom I do not love... 
I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family 
problems.

The American said, Talking about love marriages... 

I will tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my 
step-daughter and married her, so my father became my 
son-in-law and I became my father s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my 
grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my 
father s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. 
Now my father s son, my brother is my grandson. 
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my
 own grandson.. 
And you say you have family problems...
			

Phone Line
A young businessman had just started his own firm. 
He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished 
with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the
phone and started to pretend
he had a big deal working. 
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, Can I help you?

"Yeah, I have come to activate your phone lines."

LALU ke pichhe Kutte ka bachcha pad gaya...
 LALU bola- Hum to "BSNL" Ka Card dalwaya Hoon..
.Ae Sasura "VODAPHONE" ka Network Kaisn Pakad Raha h.

Kanjus bniya mujra dekhne gya,
sari raat mujra dekha
Bai ne kaha
sahab hmne aapko khush kiya
Ab aap hme khush karo



BANIYA utha or khud nachne laga