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  • Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
“Merry Marlow”
bus mai ne maardi.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2010-04-15
Posted in : Adult Sms Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur 
  • Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2010-04-15
Posted in : Adult Sms Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur 
  • Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2010-04-15
Posted in : Adult Sms Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur 
  • 1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodna he or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2010-04-15
Posted in : Adult Sms Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur 
  • Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha 
What is “Nitrate” ? 
Ladki sharma kr boli:- 
Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2010-04-15
Posted in : Adult Sms Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur
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