Sms  Marriage Sms

  • Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-08-27
Posted in : Marriage Sms Sender : Kailash Yadav, jaipur 
  • Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-04-26
Posted in : Marriage Sms Sender : Tom van Lamoen, Boxtel, NL 
  • Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-09-25
Posted in : Marriage Sms Sender : sapna rani, chd 
  • The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-05-24
Posted in : Marriage Sms Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur
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