Sms  Misleading Sms

  • I want u …
    To be with me In a nice Restaurent
    To have candle light dinner…. &
    to say those sweet three words to U….
    “Pay The Bill”
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Sender : Kailash Yadav, jaipur

  • A short thing
    its get longer as u hold it
    & pass between woman’s breast
    & enters into a small hole
    What is it?
    
    Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
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Sender : Tom van Lamoen, Boxtel, NL

  • Plz call me,
    its urgent.
    Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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    Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
    Plz mana mat karna
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    Warna
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    GADHA mar jayega
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Sender : sapna rani, chd

  • Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
    Boy2.Oh! I know her
    Boy1:How?
    Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
    Boy1:What the hell?
    Boy2.during lecture in maths class
    
    Think +ve:)
    
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Sender : Tingo Charlie, Jaipur

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