Sms  Punjabi Sms

  • Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-03-09
Posted in : Punjabi Sms Sender : Tom van Lamoen, Boxtel, NL 
  • Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-08-08
Posted in : Punjabi Sms Sender : MANISHA AGARWAL, jaipur 
  • Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-01-07
Posted in : Punjabi Sms Sender : recca joy destor, dumaguete 
  • Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-02-06
Posted in : Punjabi Sms Sender : jane hicko, al riydh 
  • In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Mail to Friend Post Date : 2009-07-05
Posted in : Punjabi Sms Sender : madan saini, Dubai
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